Holiday Five-Pack

Dear Ad-Wizards Who Came up with That One,

The Holiday Five-Pack Heineken Commercial: Not funny. This guy in the commercial is probably a beer-drinker, right? I mean, he so desires a beer that he can't help but crack open an already-wrapped gift.

So, you're telling me that he doesn't have any beer in his fridge? And that beer would be cold, while the stuff in the six-pack is warm. Also, warm Heineken? Gag me with a spoon.

So, if you ever give me a holiday five-pack, you'll be receiving a holiday five-bottle-shaped-welts-on-your-forehead. Fairly warned. - SW