Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Let's make a deal

So, usually I just dispense advice outwardly, because, seriously, I'm almost perfect. But, just for today, I'm going to take a little of my own medicine.

And it has nothing to do with the number of commas in those first two sentences.

Here is a compromise that I am proposing:
  1. I - will be more aware of pedestrians when I'm biking through a crosswalk.
  2. You - will not try to kill me by screaming in my ear as I pass through a crosswalk, sending me flying off my bike and careening into oncoming traffic, just because I didn't come to a complete stop at a STOP sign.
Deal?

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