So close!

Dear United Airlines Billboard,

If you pay me $20 per day, I will proofread you.

Signed,



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Put them in there! Do not put them in there!

Dear Someone who Lives in my Building,

Yes, it does take a long time to pour the laundry detergent out of the cup. Those several viscous ounces pour soooo slowly!

BUT! Someone, it turns out you don't need to just drop the whole cup, plastic and all, into the wash. AND! You don't need to leave it in there afterward, making me wonder how something foreign invaded my washing.

Let's not see what detritus next week's laundry brings, kay!?

You can call on me. Or so one would think.

A whole new era of office-related advice!

Dear Guy who Tried to Call me Today,

I respect your persistence, but here's the first thing: I emailed you.  Maybe that means I wanted you email back? Just a thought.  Not call.  Email.

It was very clever of you to look up my company's website, based on the fact that I told you where I work (in my signature).  Now, I'm pretty sure my name is in the voicemail directory, so...how did you end up calling someone's cell phone?  That shouldn't have seemed right.

Then, after you got me (and I gave you my extension) how did you end up calling my boss's cell phone?  That's the weirdest part, you know?  Sometimes I just don't get you, Guy who Tried to Call me Today.

Talk to you soon! Call me!